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You’re just as sane as I am

(Source: hermionergranger)

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She liked getting hold of some book, and keeping it to herself, and gnawing its contents in privacy, and pondering the meaning without sharing her thoughts with any one, or having to decide whether the book was a good one or a bad one.
Virginia Woolf, from Night And Day (via violentwavesofemotion)
Posted 4 days ago

teatattoo:

SHOWERS ARE FUCKING INCREDIBLE. OH UR SKIN FEELS STICKY? SHOWER. HAIR A LITTLE GREASY? SHOWER. NEED TO ESCAPE YOUR FAMILY? SHOWER.

(Source: amlour)

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Maybe this’ll help.

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angel-and-hunters:

smaugwithablog:

wwwgoodreads:

sqwhoretle:

turntechdestiel:

thepondseleven:

harry-p-ron-w:

amoying:

nasturbate:

marshtomping:

nasturbate:

(white girl voice) wait lemme go to the bathroom

are you saying only females of the white race urinate

yes

i am an asian female and i can back this up, i havent urinated since 1902

How old r u

17

*whispers* how long have you been 17

I know what you are

Say it.Say it out loud.

WILDCATS

WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THIS POST.

(Source: nasturbate)

Posted 4 days ago

I wanna be that one girl who looks really cute but also gives off the vibe that she could snap your neck if you disrespect her like is that possible for me

(Source: kimisbaked)

Posted 4 days ago

the-captains-wife:

dutchster:

worldpeaces:

can we just take a second to realize that there are 14 year olds that weren’t born in the 90’s. just fucking let that sink in.

what the fuck does he want now

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Thats it that’s the single greatest pun on tumblr

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tonyturtlx:

fuglypudding:

I LOVE

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it took me longer than it should

Posted 4 days ago

bennyslegs:

please love celebrities without invading their privacy please love them as people and respect them please love them but don’t feel entitled to them or their life they are not yours they are theirs

Posted 4 days ago
Look, I understand you're confident and everything, but put the tub of lard away. No one wants to see it. You're a disgusting fat pig who needs to learn what a vegetable is and maybe eat it so you can loose some fucking weight. Put it away.
Anonymous asked

panerasexual:

i dont care :)

Posted 4 days ago

levi-ravioli-universe:

thetsunderetitan:

levi-ravioli-universe:

In class with your best friend and you guise are listening to the “popular” people in class and you’re like

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In class with none of your friends and staring at everyone like-image

About to go on an expedition outside of the walls and you’re like 

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